THE BEST ADVICE EVER!!!!!!!!!!
Heyy guys, 21 year old guy from the US here. Completely NSFW blog obviously. Originally I created this with the intention of making it a bi-sexual type blog with both female and male oriented posts, however I decided that I'll just keep it focused on men, exploring my sexuality and all that. One reason for this is that I live in WV, there's not too many options here for gay/bi men especially. So over time I ended up using this as just a vent for my love of cock that I need to keep on the down low irl.
One thing I know for sure is I fucking. love. cocks. Absolutely love them. It doesn't necessarily matter what race the guy is, as long as he has a nice body and a big dick he's okay in my book. I haven't seen very many black dicks that I didn't imagine milking for all the cum in their balls tho :p
Speaking of that, I also love cum. You'll eventually notice that cum has a very big role in my sexuality. Honestly I probably love cum more than the cock it came from. Everything about it is just tops. The texture, different flavor from guy to guy, and just the fact that you just made made a guy cum hahaha. It's just so damn hot to me. If I had to choose between a hot cock busting on my face and world peace, I'd moooost likely have cum on my face right now hahaha. Well that's that haha, feel free to ask me shit or talk to me, I promise I won't bite unless you want me to :p
Are you the new lab assistant? I guess they warned you not to let me loose?
I suppose they even told you I’d pounce on the first person I could find and fuck them senseless?
I guess they miscalculated in sending you here then. Just from looking I can tell how much of a natural slut you are~
Hurry up and set me free. I’ve been stuck here for a while, so I’m going to be extra rough when I’m fucking you, okay?
Good~ Stay kneeling just like that and keep your face tilted up towards me~
I’m going to coat your face in my ‘holy water’, so keep your eyes open as wide as they’ll go~ *snicker*
(Humans are such obedient toys~ I think I’ll send this one home without letting it wipe any of my cum off~)
Nyahaha~ Keep going, human~ It feels so good having you kiss my ass and beg me to fuck you~
I can’t believe you got addicted to my dick after only one time…are all humans as slutty as you~?
I love kissing your tight perfect asshole master!
I don’t think there are any humans as slutty as me though, so use me up ;)
Eh? You’ve never had a penis in your ass before? With that expression you’re making, I assumed you were a complete slut…
I guess even total sluts have to have a first time though~ Ehehe, I’m actually looking forward to it now♪
Going to stretch your slutty virgin ass out with my dick~
Ready to give in yet? I won’t put it in until you agree to be my toy♪
Haaa… haaa…but my b-boyfriend…
Will you rea~lly be satisfied with him? I can fee~l how hot your pussy is right now♪
…I-I’ll do it… so, put it in…please…♥
Look who’s here~ Mr. Boyfriend. Or Mr. Ex-Boyfriend I suppose~ Sex toys don’t have boyfriends after all♪
Hah? Let her go? It’s not like I’m keeping her against her will or anything you know? Watch…
Hey toy, nod if you agreed to be my property! Shake your head if you want to go home with your “boyfriend”~
…See? Sorry, but she’s made her choice~ She’ll have sex with anyone I tell her to though, and I’ve always wanted to try a threesome…
Haaa~ That was great… look how much cum my friend and I let out~ And your ex-girlfriend was orgasming so hard I thought she’d pass out~
*Snicker* Did you have fun too, Mr. Ex-Boyfriend?
Aaah~ That look on your face when you realized you weren’t part of my plans for a threesome was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen♪
Ufufu… look how much cum he squirted on the floor~ Maybe he was better off masturbating anyway~
Uwa~! It’s all over the place! Hey! Lick that up or I won’t even let you watch next time~!
Eh? This is our new owner? W-why does he smell like a female in heat?
…I heard there’s a type of human who’s always in heat, and won’t complain even if they get mated with dozens of times per day. I think they’re called “sluts”
I-I see… so our owner is one of these sluts then? I-I’m going to mate with his hole, j-just to check!
Ah! No fair! …Fine, you go first, but I get to go next!
Well… You could both go at the same time if you want… I am a slut after all ;p
You look nervous~ I know my dick can be intimidating, but I always make sure to put it in nice and slow~
I want to watch the expressions you make while you take it inside you for the first time~
Starting with the wince of discomfort as your butt is penetrated… then the disbelief as my dick just keeps sliding deeper and deeper…
The pride on your face when I praise you for taking my whole dick inside you… and finally the wanton slutty expression you make while I’m thrusting it in and out of your ass~
Hmm? Why are you taking out your penis too~?
Did you misunderstand when I told you earlier how much I love~ blowjobs?
Ehehe, I guess both of us thought the other one was a slutty cocksucker, huh?
I think I was closer to the truth though~ Since you’re going to suck my cock now, right?
Of course I am!!! I-I was just hoping I could… maybe… touch myself while I suck yours?
If the choice were up to me this would be what I did every day
Where are like 5 guys when you need them right